I know I've mentioned how much I love the Janesville road network before, but today I even have a better story to go with it. Ok so I'm coming back to work from band and I'm sitting at a red light. I wait and wait and finally it changes. So I'm starting to creep out into the green-light-for-me intersection. When this van pulls up that I had watched leave the parking lot I was entering. So the van slows down to maybe 15 (mind you they have a red light their direction) and then all the sudden red must have meant go and they take off. I'm forced to stomp on the brakes to keep this red light runner from being a new hood ornament. Now alright they ran a red light while I was trying to go through the intersection, they're a crazy driver but oh no the story does not end here. They proceed to lay on their horn and both the man driver and the lady passenger give me the finger. I think they were trying to tell me thanks for understanding that green means stop and red means stop. Needless to say this angered me a little as not only was my life put in danger but I was given the finger for following the law and going through a green light.

When can I take a helicopter to work?