So after my first day of being on hotornot it appears when I'm covered in mud I'm only a 5.5. Like a typical IPO (Initial Public Offering, for those not frequent of the markets) I flucuated early at 8, to which I plummeted down to a 4.8. Finally I ended the day at 5.5. Rate Me Now.

Come on, I know you want to give me a 10, I'm definitely hotter than 49 percent of the men on that site.