So it struck me today that people are really stupid, not that I hadn't realized that before, but here we go. Story time. Evil Spencer was asked out by Parker scary YMCA lifeguard while he was online in the club cleaning the building. He had to remind her (not the first time) that he is almost ten years older than her. He noted how he's graduating from college, while she's still in high school. Parker scary YMCA lifeguard said it didn't matter to her, forcing Evil Spencer to remind her that it does matter. Parker scary YMCA lifeguard is sure one weird person, with all her weird lifeguarding antics and all. If you come in contact with Parker scary YMCA lifeguard please avoid her like the plague. People are stupid.