Golden Globes

I just finished another round of reading my CNN RSS feed and I came across an article about the Golden Globes. I started thinking and realized I didn't care. These shows are packed with commercials, drawn-out boring award presentations, and interviews of partially dressed celebrities. So here is our chance, let's stick it to the man, no more watching award shows. You're not going to miss anything exciting, I promise. If anything cool happens (which it won't), it will be on the Internet to download in a day or two.