The Cookie Chronicles
I'm happy to bring news that the students of the Roy W. Johnson dormitory at the Milwaukee School of Engineering are a little bit fatter today. After MSOE had their first ever Catholic mass on campus last night led (is that the right term?) by the Archbishop of Milwaukee and organized by the Catholic Student Association I was generously given an enormous amount of cookies that were left over from the reception.
After coming back up to the seventh floor of my dorm (RWJ) I proceeded to walk around and offer up cookies to anyone on my floor that wanted them. I then entered into my room where my roommate gave me one of those "Why do you have so many cookies?" kind of looks. We (more he, I had already ate plenty) proceeded to eat lots of cookies for a couple of hours. Finally around midnight when I was thinking about what to do with all the cookies to keep them from getting hard, I had a brilliant idea. Knowing that brilliant ideas are extremely rare in my case, I knew it was time to act. I had decided I would visit every floor on the building and offer any room with an open door free cookies.
Of course the real master plan was that I would circle the lady floors multiple times and introduce myself to all the beautiful women of MSOE. Unfortunately, it hit me that the E in MSOE is for engineering and not entertainment, so the women would be few to start with and then add in that it was Labor Day tomorrow and already 12:30 A.M. and they would be almost non-existant. I was right, after starting on the 12th floor and working my way down, I (followed by my one-sock wearing roommate) finally arrived on the lady floors (all two of them). I found one room open on each floor.
I finally managed to work my way down to the first floor and was finally able to get rid of almost all of my cookies. I handed out my last one when I returned to the seventh floor to head to bed an hour after staring this mission. I slept soundly knowing that I was able to feed everyone that was awake and meet many new (and some dare I say, exciting) people.
That concludes my story of how I dispersed of a lot of cookies really fast.
After coming back up to the seventh floor of my dorm (RWJ) I proceeded to walk around and offer up cookies to anyone on my floor that wanted them. I then entered into my room where my roommate gave me one of those "Why do you have so many cookies?" kind of looks. We (more he, I had already ate plenty) proceeded to eat lots of cookies for a couple of hours. Finally around midnight when I was thinking about what to do with all the cookies to keep them from getting hard, I had a brilliant idea. Knowing that brilliant ideas are extremely rare in my case, I knew it was time to act. I had decided I would visit every floor on the building and offer any room with an open door free cookies.
Of course the real master plan was that I would circle the lady floors multiple times and introduce myself to all the beautiful women of MSOE. Unfortunately, it hit me that the E in MSOE is for engineering and not entertainment, so the women would be few to start with and then add in that it was Labor Day tomorrow and already 12:30 A.M. and they would be almost non-existant. I was right, after starting on the 12th floor and working my way down, I (followed by my one-sock wearing roommate) finally arrived on the lady floors (all two of them). I found one room open on each floor.
I finally managed to work my way down to the first floor and was finally able to get rid of almost all of my cookies. I handed out my last one when I returned to the seventh floor to head to bed an hour after staring this mission. I slept soundly knowing that I was able to feed everyone that was awake and meet many new (and some dare I say, exciting) people.
That concludes my story of how I dispersed of a lot of cookies really fast.
posted by Jeramey @ 9/05/2005 04:44:00 PM
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