Uncle Dick

Of course you're all aware of the incident regarding Vice President turned Attempted Murderer Dick Cheney, but have you heard all the humor surrounding it? CNN has a summary of some of the things that have aired on TV. My favorites....

"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." - Craig Ferguson

"Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... Moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it." - Jon Stewart

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