The Onion

You have to love the Onion. My inbox this morning contained an email about the Onion's new Daily Dispatch.

Dear Weekly Dispatch Recipient,
It has recently come to our attention that news happens more than once a week. We have been deliberately ignoring this trend for years, but sadly it has not gone away. Therefore, we have opened a new chapter in the illustrious history of America's Finest News Source: The Onion Daily Dispatch, to which it would behoove you to subscribe today.

I should really try this with school, go just once a week. I'm sure that would work out great for my grades.

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