Colbert Lights Up White House Correspondent's Dinner

The New Vernacular reports on Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. In case you missed it live (whch you certainly did), you can watch it on YouTube.

My favorite parts of the speech...

"I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out in plastic for three cents a unit. ”

“And as excited as I am to be here with the president, I am appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, with the exception of Fox News. Fox News gives you both sides of every story, the President’s side and the Vice President’s side. But the rest of you, what are you thinking, reporting on N.S.A. wiretapping or secret prisons in Eastern Europe? Those things are secret for a very important reason, they’re superdepressing. And if that’s your goal, well, misery accomplished.”