Gilbert Arenas is a Little Crazy

Esquire did a story on Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas, some of the ideas he has are insane. 

A quick sample...

1) Gil dreams of playing basketball on desert islands amid circling fans on water skis, and of building an all-glass basketball court.

2) The Stealth says he's left his hotel room on road trips six or so times during his first five seasons, and that he's bought colon cleanser from an infomercial. (Frankly, I'm not sure I believe this one, since I'm almost positive I saw Gil outside his hotel room in Richmond earlier this month.)

3) Agent Zero says he'd like to own every movie in the world.

4) The Machine trained himself to sleep on the couch, because he doesn't like women touching him.

The D.C. Sports Bog has a rundown of all the weird points in the article, which make for a better quick read than the article itself.